Last I saw Admiral Taylor I told him my floors looked dirty and he needed to do a good mopping of my Garrison... that slacker better not have left my Garrison without checking with me first! I didn't send him out on a board mission!
I swear, Ryan George should do a WoW Pitch Meeting.Screenwriter: "So Sylvanas is going to start a war with the Alliance."Producer: "Isn't the planet dying? Why would she do that?"Screenwriter: "Unclear."Screenwriter: "Turalyon's back and he's leading a resistance called the Army of the Light, made up of survivors of the Burning Legion."Producer: "So there's gonna be tons of new characters then? And a bunch of different races?"Screenwriter: "No sir, it's just a bunch of Draenei."Producer: "The Old God is free? So it's gonna be really hard to beat him."Screenwriter: "Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience."Screenwriter: "Then Garrosh says 'Draenor is free!' and everyone cheers."Producer: "But didn't he start the war to enslave Draenor?"Screenwriter: "Yes he did."Producer: "And has he shown any remorse for all the people his army killed?"Screenwriter: "No he hasn't."Producer: "I thought the Dreadlords worked for the Burning Legion?"Screenwriter: "Actually, they've been working for the Jailer this whole time."Producer: "But, you've never even hinted that before."Screenwriter: "Look, I want to tie the Jailer into the lore even though I've never mentioned him before so I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back."Producer: "Okay, let me just get off that thing."
Who needs a fair wage when you get bnet credit and some props.
Some of you never quested in Darkshore, where souls of various sorts in the form of wraits, banshees, and others have been zooming around attacking poor low level players for over a decade.